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Friday, June 23, 2023

Captain Royce Bivens, ROTC, University of Saint Thomas - The First Day

Captain Royce Bivens was preparing for his senior year at the University of Saint Thomas. He was from an up-and-coming family in the capital city, Pig’s Eye, Minnesota.

His mother and father lived about a mile away from campus in a small home on Summit Avenue. His father owned a hardware store and his mother was a parish leader at Saint Thomas Moore Cathedral.

The Bivens were not a wealthy family, but they were squarely positioned in what was  coming to be known as America’s “middle class.” They were teetotalers, with a moral and ethical view of the world that was practically Calvinist despite their deeply Catholic roots; they were puritanical.

Bivens took pride in his ROTC training. Prior to his admission to St. Thomas he had attended Cretin-Derham Hall and had participated in the Junior ROTC. He had dreamed of attending West Point, believing in his heart that he was better than his peers at everything they were called them to do; drills and marches, physical fitness…and most importantly, following orders.

He was the exemplification of duty, what he lacked in imagination he made up for in consistency.

He was like a dog with bone.

Bivens excelled at everything that took place in the martial sphere of his studies; at everything else he was a B student…at best.

He consistently failed to understand his academic limitations.

He could write an excellent report, but not an essay.

Bivens was disciplined, ardently disciplined; in his heart he believed that following procedures to the letter was the signal mark of a good soldier, and for his adherence to this principle he had been promoted to Captain, but he was wrong about one very important thing. The ROTC program at the university was not training him to be a soldier, it was grooming him for leadership, for a commission in the Army, and he had been counseled that command called for something more than the simple motivation to do as you are told.

In fact, Bivens had been told this many times. Such statements had appeared with regularity on his evaluations, and he consistently struggled to recognize their importance or how he could change himself in response to that criticism.

On this night however, he had been convinced by some of the fellows from his squad to take a trip down Lake Street. They wanted to drive down the strip, see the nightlife, have a drink in a bar. Bivens was reluctant at first, but he was loathe to set himself apart from the group.

He thought about the constant critique of his character that his superiors leveled at him, and he decided that he should have some fun, join his friends, experience something of the world, do the unexpected.

Once Bivens made up his mind he would not be deterred, and so when the rain began to fall in heavy sheets and some of the boys wanted to cancel their plans, he pushed them forward.

His mind was fixed and he would have gone alone that night if no-one would have joined him, but his boldness encouraged the squad to follow.

Earlier, their braggadocio had overwhelmed his reticence, now his overwhelmed theirs.

Together they crossed the Mississippi, going over the Lake Street bridge, driving west down its length. They were headed toward Nicollet Park where the Miller’s played.

The bar was called the Round-Up, and the brother of one of the boys in the squad, Lieutenant Kaplan, worked there. This meant that when they arrived they were treated like family, and greeted warmly by the owner and his wife.

Royce liked that, it made him feel comfortable.

They were gathered at a table by the door, drinking beer and whiskey, laughing and talking about the working-girls they had seen on the corner. They were wondering out loud, and loudly about how much it would cost to spend an hour with one of them, blushing and guffawing at the thought of it, like young men without any real experience of women do, when there was a sudden commotion, and a fight ensued.

A group of men, including the owner of the bar and Kaplan’s brother, were attempting to push a man of gargantuan stature out the door.

Bivens had not seen the altercation break-out, but he understood instinctively who was in the right…the owner of the establishment, and though it chilled him to the core to join the mayhem, he mastered his fear and mustered his squad.

They got up from their chairs and joined the fray and helped push the giant out the door, knowing that without his squad, the other men could not succeed.

Royce stood in the doorway and watched the huge-man stumble, he fell against a parked car, and appeared to cut his jaw, though after a second look Royce thought he must have imagined it.

He watched the giant recover his footing, and watched Tom Kaplan, his lieutenant’s brother, go outside in his rubber apron to return the man’s hat to him, and present him with his bill.

He watched as the gargantuan looked toward the sky and with a roar of maniacal laughter appeared to call down a bolt of lightning; and he watched as rainbows danced in the giant’s glass eye, he watched as the bolt of white fire struck Tom Kaplan dead.

A wave of horror passed through the people on the street, a dwarf brushed past Royce’s leg on his way out the door.

The gargantuan began to run down Lake Street in the heavy rain.

Two police who had been walking the beat, ran after him.

Then Bivens noticed something that surprised him.

He saw Johnny Holiday, a guy that he had personally drummed out of the ROTC, and subsequently from the University; he saw Johnny following behind the giant, running ahead of the police, giving chase like he had reason to.

He saw Lt. Kaplan run to his brother, sobbing and screaming. Bivens scratched his chin, he felt confused. The rest of the squad was standing around in shock, looking to him, their captain, for a signal as to what to do.

Bivens collected his wits and went out to his friend, he knelt with him beside the body of his fallen brother laying in a puddle of water.

He put his hand on the man’s shoulder and said to him: “Let’s go call your ma.” 


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Saturday, June 17, 2023

Father Luke Meiner, O.S.B., Rector of Saint Thomas and Saint Mary’s Basilica, - The First Day

           Father Luke walked the grounds of Saint Mary’s Basilica, the great Roman church on Hennepin Avenue, across the way from Jewett’s Park, the first church built in the old-imperial style United States. Saint Anthony’s Catholics: Irish and German, Polish and French, they all took great pride in it.
           It was Fr. Luke’s habit to trim the hedges, tend the flower beds and edge the lawns in the morning; he enjoyed picking-up stray bits of trash, fallen branches and other debris.
           There was always something out of order.            
           He made one trip to the receptacle, taking what he could carry, and then he informed a groundskeeper to gather the things he could not manage himself.

            Fr. Luke took a slow walk around the edifice that morning, he looked at all the windows on the ground level, and examined the foundations of the building, walking slowly as he smoked his Pall Malls. He made excuses for his smoking by telling anyone who might listened that the sweet tobacco aided him in his daily meditations and reflections.

            He thought he was being clever.

Fr. Luke enjoyed caretaking for the property, it gave him a sense of pious dignity to labor on the grounds, even if his contribution was largely symbolic; he felt as if he were playing the role of Adam, who had been charged to care for God’s garden…that is what Luke told himself.

Today he was late to his duties, and he was feeling restless in the oppressive Autumn heat.

He had been detained by one of the sisters who had become frantic about a bat that had found its way into the sanctuary, she had brought the entire staff together to capture it.

It was a spectacle, but the groundskeepers managed to get the job done.  

After they had netted it, the sister insisted that they let the creature go free. Fr. Luke had to come to her aid when the groundskeepers argued with her, insisting that it was a pest and would only come back. They told her it should be destroyed.

Sister Anna had a strong way about her, and the groundskeepers ended up being sorry for having crossed her. They had brought Fr, Luke in to settle the matter, and of course he sided with the sister in front of the staff.

He had to ameliorate Sr. Anna, it took some time to sooth her feelings. He found it a great bother, and in private he told the head groundskeeper to just kill the bat.

Fr. Luke looked up from his mediation just in-time to see one of his parishioners driving south past the church in his convertible, It was Johnny Holiday and he had the top down.

He was glad to see him pass, and he knew where Johnny was going. He said a prayer for him.

Fr. Luke had been mentoring Johnny since he was a boy. He was Luke’s protégé, and Luke knew that Johnny had been going through a spate of trouble recently: drinking, a suspension of studies from the University where the old-priest also served as rector.

The boy was proving difficult to control, at a time when the priest needed him to be most in control, and prepared for the things that were coming in the days that lay immediately in front of him.

Johnny did not appear to notice Luke as he drove past. He had his eyes on the road and was moving straight ahead. Father Luke followed watched as he took a right turn past parade field and went up the winding cobblestones of Waverly Place.

Luke knew he was going to see Colonel Forrester that morning, he felt a sting in his conscience as he watched his young friend drive up The Devil’s Spine.


Saturday, June 10, 2023

Dr. Quintin Marshall, Professor of Classical Philosophy - The First Day

Dr. Marshall arrived on campus in the early morning.

He enjoyed the beautiful drive down Summit Avenue, even though the humidity was stifling. There was a strong breeze with cool streams of air laced through it, these spoke to Dr. Marshall of a storm to come…and with it, perhaps a break in the August heat.

Students were returning to campus.

The Freshmen were in the quad doing drills with the R.O.T.C.. Dr. Marshall enjoyed watching the young men exercise; he could not help but wish that he had been afforded the benefit of such training before his own service in the Great War.

He began to reflect on his summer sabbatical at the University of Chicago; it had been illuminating. He particularly enjoyed the conferences he had attended with the eminent philosopher and physicist, Alfred Whitehead. To be in such august company was uniquely satisfying, in spite of the fact that the great-thinker made him feel small, parochial; now he was glad to be back in Pig’s Eye.

Whitehead’s work is groundbreaking, Dr. Marshall thought, even though it made him uncomfortable and forced him to confront the limits of his imagination. Concresence, and other such matters, inspired him, and filled him with dread.

Dr. Marshall knew this much: Whitehead was articulating a whole new cosmology, a signal change in the basic understanding of the nature of reality, one based in mathematics and the groundbreaking work in physics and astronomy being done famous men like himself, Bertrand Russel, Rutherford, Einstein and others.

The old world…my world would become just a footnote to theirs, he concluded morosely.

When he got to his desk in Aquinas Hall, Dr. Marshall found it much as he had left it at the end of the spring term. The office was freshly cleaned and dusted but his work was right where he had left it, including a couple of papers he had not graded before leaving for the summer.

            On top of the stack there was a paper from Johnny Holiday, whom Dr. Marshall believed to be exceedingly bright, though functionally derelict, and he had been happy to see the young man dismissed from the University; he had facilitated Holiday’s suspension, and it had not bothered Dr. Marshall’s conscience that he had filed a less than honest report concerning the boy’s general comportment.

Holiday was astute, and he was a gifted writer, but he was also arrogant, and he did not belong in the university; Dr. Marshall had surmised it. Having come to that conclusion it seemed to be his duty to see Holiday removed, it also allowed him to enjoy the process.

He looked out the window thinking about Whitehead, realizing that as a philosopher, his career had come to an end; he was more of a historian, a cataloger and explicator of other people’s thoughts. The world had moved on from Socrates and Plato, men who were revolutionaries in their time, but had now become like shiny little tiles in the mosaic of modern consciousness.

He felt hollow, a profound feeling of sadness enveloped him while the sense of his insignificance ate away at his core.

He looked at his desk and read for the first time the title of Johnny Holiday’s final essay:

 

Concresence and the Square of Opposition

The End of Aristotle in the Age of Uncertainty

 

Hubris!

Dr. Marshall thought as jealously filled him, chasing away all the other feelings he had been experiencing.

He hadn’t read the paper, and now in his rage he threw it in the trash.

As he stared at it, laying in the circular trash bin, he realized that Johnny Holiday had already progressed to the place in philosophy that he himself aspired to…and knew he would never acquire.

Johnny was with Whitehead, a creature of the modern world.

Dr. Marshall was disgusted, he felt nauseous. He assigned the blame to the handsome  Johnny Holiday, though in reality he was disgusted with himself.



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